Only ~1,000 geysers exist on all of Earth
Geysers need a freak combination: plenty of groundwater, a volcanic heat source, and a narrow, pressure-tight underground channel lined with hard mineral so it can hold back near-boiling water until it bursts free. That trio is so rare that the whole planet has only about 1,000 active geysers, and roughly half of them crowd into one corner of Yellowstone. Lose any single ingredient and a geyser becomes an ordinary, quietly steaming hot spring.